Dating in Los Angeles: Things Guys Say Vs. Things They Mean

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Posted August 1, 2014 by LA Scene in Culture

By: Michelle Appelbaum

Why is dating in Los Angeles Hard

We all know dating in Los Angeles can sometimes be challenging. Men claim women don’t know what they want, and women claim men aren’t serious… Could this be why?


They Say: “Your eyes are so beautiful”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “What are you doing tonight?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You going to Runyon Canyon this weekend?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you


They Say: “You seem like a super cool chick”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I want to get to know you”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You don’t look like the Hollywood type”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you


They Say: “I can’t wait to see you”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I miss you”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “Hi”/”Hey”/”Sup”/”What’s Good?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I love that smile”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “Let’s hang out”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “Free to meet up in Silverlake?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You’re so hard to reach lol”
They Mean: You’re so hard to have sex with, and it’s not funny

They Say: “Wow, you’re smart and beautiful?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I think you and I will get along great”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “How about we grab a drink in my DTLA loft and discuss your work experience?”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You look like such a fun girl”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I’m so glad we’re friends”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I don’t care what religion you are, I like you for you”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You’re so different from other women in LA”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “You deserve the best”
They Mean: I want to have sex with you

They Say: “I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better”
They Mean: I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better. And have sex with you.


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